This one is about Dillon, only a few months old, enjoy :)
So, its nappy changing time, I figured as much by watching the expression on my child's face alternate between smiles and "pushes" and the colour changing from a baby powder white to a tomato red on and off like a light switch. When I saw that the facial expressions and her shoulders relaxing, I knew the "pushing" was finished and it was time to "change the bum" as I like to call it :)
So I lay her down and start undressing her (Like I do)... I follow the normal procedure (same procedure as every time), take out and hang up nappy bag, grab 2 or 3 wet wipes ready for action and unpeel the strips from the nappy and take the nappy off in an upwards motion to wipe away what might and is waiting for me.
This is when it happened............ instead of the poo waiting for me IN the nappy, it decides now is the time to take the chance and flee.. it saw the window of opportunity and took a flying leap to freedom while in mid-air! BUT it doesn't end there you see... time slows down.. everything is in slow motion now and while I'm watching this poo fly across the room I notice the prettiness of it.... yes! Its PRETTY!!!! It has a sparkle about it, a sparkle that Ive never seen in a poo before... it is indeed, a poo like no other!
"Arrrrrr......" I think or say, Im not sure which. It lands right inside Dillons toiletries basket. You know what Im talking about, every mom has one next to the changing mat, the place where you keep all the creams and lotions and all things nice.. It lands right, deep in there. So... I glare down into this basket, not sure yet if this is something I will ever find funny in my life again.
There it is!!! Staring back up at me like a naughty puppy. Yet, the sparkle is still there....
I grab one of the wet wipes I previously took out when procedure was still being followed and reach down into the basket to grab the naughty little "shit" (excuse the pun). I'm sorry about the next part guys, but I'm inquisitive now, I have to know what the sparkle is all about. So I have a good look! There among all the "chaos" are these shiny little sparkles. LOL - Dillon must have some how got hold of some of my scrap booking studs from the other day and swallowed them. I must have dropped some and not noticed or something!
I burst out laughing but at the same time think about the wonderful journey these little sparkles must have had inside my daughter. Its not everyday one can see flying, sparkling poo...
So I lay her down and start undressing her (Like I do)... I follow the normal procedure (same procedure as every time), take out and hang up nappy bag, grab 2 or 3 wet wipes ready for action and unpeel the strips from the nappy and take the nappy off in an upwards motion to wipe away what might and is waiting for me.
This is when it happened............ instead of the poo waiting for me IN the nappy, it decides now is the time to take the chance and flee.. it saw the window of opportunity and took a flying leap to freedom while in mid-air! BUT it doesn't end there you see... time slows down.. everything is in slow motion now and while I'm watching this poo fly across the room I notice the prettiness of it.... yes! Its PRETTY!!!! It has a sparkle about it, a sparkle that Ive never seen in a poo before... it is indeed, a poo like no other!
"Arrrrrr......" I think or say, Im not sure which. It lands right inside Dillons toiletries basket. You know what Im talking about, every mom has one next to the changing mat, the place where you keep all the creams and lotions and all things nice.. It lands right, deep in there. So... I glare down into this basket, not sure yet if this is something I will ever find funny in my life again.
There it is!!! Staring back up at me like a naughty puppy. Yet, the sparkle is still there....
I grab one of the wet wipes I previously took out when procedure was still being followed and reach down into the basket to grab the naughty little "shit" (excuse the pun). I'm sorry about the next part guys, but I'm inquisitive now, I have to know what the sparkle is all about. So I have a good look! There among all the "chaos" are these shiny little sparkles. LOL - Dillon must have some how got hold of some of my scrap booking studs from the other day and swallowed them. I must have dropped some and not noticed or something!
I burst out laughing but at the same time think about the wonderful journey these little sparkles must have had inside my daughter. Its not everyday one can see flying, sparkling poo...
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